JUST A BABYSITTER AWAY
There's nothing in the rulebook that states you HAVE to bring your kids with you every time you go to Disneyland. It's family friendly not family mandatory. Sometimes you want to re-experience a beloved part of your childhood without changing a diaper or applying sunscreen on a squirming 6-year-old. You've earned that. Don't get us wrong, by all means you can bring your kids NEXT time! This time? Do Disney your way. And the best part is your kids won't be jealous, because they won't know! It's okay, we won't tell. Disneyland: Just a babysitter away.
PINOCCHIO APP
You're not gonna want to spend your Magic Kingdom time answering texts, that's what the Pinocchio App is for. The app responds automatically to inquiries from family with evasive replies based on the alibi of your choosing!
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GENIE'S ALIBI PHOTO BOOTH
Photographic proof for the kids-Head to GENIE'S ALIBI PHOTO BOOTH and have your picture taken in front of a green screen with a selection of boring backdrops to choose from.
BORING-EST PLACE ON EARTH
SHOPPING BAG
In-park stores will offer non-Disney branded shopping bags that bear the names of the most kid-unfriendly stores. If your kids see you coming home with these bags, they won't be tempted to look inside.
MAGIC REVERSIBLE T-SHIRTS
In-park stores will sell "Magic" reversible shirts. One side is any T-shirt you can typically purchase at Disneyland, but turn it inside out and it looks like you've been to some pretty mundane places.
